Thank you American Express!
So…got the notice that credit card rewards points will be done away with in the new year, so spend them now. Weve never used them. Oops…someone has a swingset headed to them in the mail, and that person is me:) My kids have a tiny empty yard. Now they will have hours of fun and mommy will have quiet time inside to cook!! Happy early birthday to me!! Oh wait…who will hear me singing show tunes at the top of my lungs in my hot stilettos? Maybe I will start webcamin.. because my show tunes are not to be missed. The “I Still Believe” duet with myself from Miss Saigon must be heard…must remember to open windows. Don’t be surprised if I have a record deal by the new year…I hear Randy Jackson lives nearby. Don’t say I didn’t warn you Randy.
I will be flying in a few weeks…yes me on a plane….WITH ALL 3 KIDS!!! Oh dear pashmina!! I can’t keep MYSELF from hysterically crying from fear on a plane, how do I console or even acknowledge another human. I see it now. A row of screaming children and a mom stretched out across the floor heavily sedated. “Ma’am, you need to get out of the walkway, ma’am”. They have to peel me off the floor, at which point, I’m sure I will proceed to ‘drunk girl dance’ and use the nearest seat as a pole. Just planning for the worst…so when I end up say, barfing in a bag the whole way, I’ll think ‘could be worse’ could be humping the flight attendent’s leg.
I’m always a person that goes into situations expecting the worst. That way if it is the worst, you’re not surprised, ‘knew that was coming, oh well’. If it turns out to be good it’s like winning the lottery. ‘Wait what? You do have Red Bulls left in stock in the back?’ By having a negative outlook, I am in turn the happiest person I know!!
So here we are, almost on the eve of a new year! What are your resolutions? Do you even believe in resolutions? I guess if I did I’d be a svelte 80 pounds by now. My resolution is to believe in resolutions! Got me some traditions this New Year…so I did have some follow through in a few areas! Oh me, being my own Tony Robbins. oh oh I have a good one… study up on my grammar skills…. zzzzzzz……oh well….I believed it the moment I typed it!! Sorry, you must continue reading through my butchered version of English. Happy New Year to all and to all a good night;-)
Any New Years Eve traditions you recommend?