Category: pool gate

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1.   Okay this is a copied blurb from a jenslist mailing that cracked me up…  You know you live in LA when this is sent to you!


Liposuction models wanted for a clinical study
Liposuction fees reduced by 50%, three areas for $2500.00. You will have your choice of Liposuction techniques. Must be willing to have procedure done by June 30, 2011. 


Could I put THAT on my resume?  I am a professional liposuction model.

2.  Found a few plans for my coop.  How many chickens should I start with y’all?  
3.  Question-  I have a pool and that completely freaks me out with my kids.  Should I do a gate or a pool cover.  They are so freakin expensive!!!  Any pointers?  Recommend any companies?  And don’t say teach them to swim.  That’s not good enough for me.  

4.   I have added my XBOX gamer tag info to the right of my blog.  Yes I am THAT mom.  “Hold on kids, I’ll start dinner in a second…just roastin’ some newbs first.”

Any gamers out there?

Heads up, if losing horribly and being trash talked the whole time would anger you to the point of unfollowing my blog, you never saw this post ;O

Or we can join together and rule the world.

End of 2011=wife, mom, gamer, farmer, rap star