At bedtime tonight instead of me reading a book, I was told an amazing story. The story of where babies come from….from my 3 year olds…..(this is the new obsession and there is a new explanation every night. This by far is my favorite). Imagine super excited 3 year olds each trading off a sentence and getting more and more excited:)
Thought I’d share because apparently everything I’ve believed up until now is wrong…
—–Adults go to the marrying place and the lady wears a white net and then they go on stage and kiss. After that, the man walks out of the back of the marrying place and has to walk down a VEEERRYY big hill. At the bottom he has to jump across a HUGE water. He then has to climb the mountain on the other side of the water and look for a special huge plant. He digs by it and digs and digs until he finds a teeny tiny seed. But it has to be the most specialist seed thats hiding for only this man. There are a lot of seeds everywhere and it takes a very long time.
He then climbs down the mountain- it’s very dark and very scary. He jumps across the huge water and runs back up the hill. The lady has to wait and he has to find her again. They take off their shirts and put the seed in the middle of them and hug really tight. The ladies tummy makes a little crack like an egg cause they hug so tight and the seed goes in her cut up tummy. The man then lays her on her back and sews her back up. The seed then grows and grows only if the mommy and daddy really love it.——
Too bad this isn’t true. If a man had to work this hard to get a chick pregnant…we’d get rid of a lot of deadbeat dads. And if the “lady” knows she’s gonna crack open and her man’s gotta sew her back up….she’d be a whole lot more choosy with her man!! HAHAHAHHA!
Oh, if God were a 3 year old….