#142

Since I’ve been known to brighten one’s day from sharing stories of how I’m a complete moron… here’s an oldie but goodie:

When I was in Vail on tour with Jonny (maybe 19 years old) I went into a high end gift store.  I am a candle and product junkie and can spend hours sniffing away in a store.  I love for my space to smell nice and finding the perfect smell for my atmosphere can change my whole mood.  I sniffed forever and found a brand that smelled delicious!  Good enough to eat.  I started loading up on all their different products and took my giant basket to the counter.  The sales guy said “Wow, you like this stuff!”.  “Yeah I’m obsessed!  I’m going to collect the whole line and use it daily.” I declared with excitement!  I mean, I had just discovered the greatest new brand!  “Do you live here or do you want me to ship it?”  “Well, I’d like to keep some items with me so I can start using them immediately and I’ll ship the rest to my parents house.  I bought some duplicates for my mom.  My dad will love it too.”  I went on with my day smelling sweet as a cupcake…
I took it back to the chalet the band was staying at and immediately lit one of the candles.  I left the products out because I was trying a lotion on…  Everyone started laughing…. uh what the heck?

“Where did you get this stuff?!”

“At the store.”

“What kind of store?”

“The gift store.”

Well, to make a long story short I had bought the whole line of KamaSutra products.  I didn’t know then that these were sex products!  I’d never even heard of Kama Sutra before!
I told the guy that I was sending some to my mother to ‘use’ and that my dad would love them too!!!!  I told him I needed to keep a few bottles with me to use that day!!  HAHAHAHA  So embarrassing.

There you go…You’re welcome.