What does The Ranting Housewife do when in labor, dying of pain and about to be wheeled in for an emergency C-section?
What did you expect??? Something normal?!!! One day I will grow up…. Just not in the immediate future….My poor children:) Oh and don’t be intimidated by my beauty!! hahahaha
Rennix will be proud!
Thanks Stephan Hovsepian for this clip. Mila Shah for her presence that day!! Momma who I’m sure is pretending she doesn’t know me and the hub a dub.
Lol. Nice. All I remember of my labor was random naming off of foods that I wanted by the time I got to 10 hrs with no food or water. By 21 hours and 40 minutes I think I was screaming. Lol. I love how someone says,"20 min before she's born you're dancing." 🙂 That beats "normal" any day. Go on Hailey!
OMG! you're way too much xD
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Lol, this is awesome! At least you kept your sense of humor, right!
Physically and mentally very impressive! You handle life well!
As I was being rolled in for an emergency C-section, my husband said our son would be like Macduff: "untimely ripped from his mother's womb"….somehow those words didn't inspire me to dance! 🙂
connie
HAHAHA! Hilarious! Before my emergency c-section I was throwing up telling the nurses "Do what you gotta do – make this happen. Like right now."
Ahhhh, the stories we have to tell these kiddos!
Oh I love birthing stories lol. I want to know who snorted when they laughed, and what were you singing? Lol
Angelique- haha know that feeling well. My addiction is Red Bull. Everyone had Red Bull waiting when they saw me after hahaha
Connie- Are you freakin kidding me!!???? That's the funniest before Csection statement possibly ever spoken in history!!!
Tabitha- It's our ammo for later. "Do you know what
i had to go through…?"
Steph-My friend Stephan snorted and I'm singing a hip hop song called Cyclone. hahaha.
Crazy woman! THAT was awesome 🙂
You're so funny! (you remind me of me..haha!) I would proud if you were my momma! Not embarrassed at all!
Omg 😀 haha, I'll try to think of this if I'm ever having a baby! I'm terrified of giving birth! This looks like a good way of doing it though! 😉
Haha, That's classic. Your kids will love seeing that when they're older…if you let them! 😉 I was laughing hysterically before my Emergency C-section when the doctor told me that they estimate my daughter to be 13 pounds! It was either cry or laugh. I chose the happier one. She wound up only being 12 lbs. Phew! 😀