I always stop in the checkout to look at the “Stars: they are just like us” section of US Weekly magazine. It is beyond ridiculous! These are just a few of the many published pictures in the “Just Like Us” section and the REAL PICTURE TITLES!!! SOOOO many to choose from but here are some of my favorites.
‘They take snaps of their kids’
It’s surprising that a famous person takes pictures of her kids? Why??
I guess she should figure that the paparazzi will take enough for their baby book?
‘They blow out their own candles’
Ok, I’ve heard of outlandish jobs…Umbrella holder, person who puts your clothes on for you,
even a bathroom attendent who helps wipe (yes it’s true). But I have not heard of an assistant candle blower outer yet! Is this a common celeb assistant? Uuuuuhhhh who DOESN’T blow out their own birthday candle?
‘They run while listening to music’
Really, that’s all you could think up Us Weekly?
‘They take their kids to the playground’
This is just sad. So you become famous and all of a sudden you can’t also
be a mom?
‘They wait for the ketchup’
Wow! Poor Audrina slummin it like the rest of us waiting for her
ketchup to pour on her fries. So dumb US Weekly. Who writes this?
‘They vacation with their families’
How is that rare for a celeb? Aren’t they always vacationing
with their fams. On yachts and private islands? At least thats what every
other page of your mag shows. Please don’t contradict yourself.
BUT MY ALL TIME FAV IS……………………………
‘THEY FEEL THEIR BABY KICK’
Seriously??!!! So what, you sell a bunch of albums, you become
immune to all things pregnancy???!!!! Are you kidding me??!!!
SO DUMB
Had to share cause this always cracks me up.
Get a picture of JLO scrubbin a toilet, Brad Pitt cleaning out the gutters or Brit Brit at the laundromat (oh wait). Now THOSE would be acceptable for Just Like Us!!!
Ahhhh you said it sista! I feel better knowing I'm not the only one thinking the same thing. Give me a break. Get a life, US Weekly. And perhaps let these celebs have a life of their own too, eh?
Haha! So true. I especially like the visual image of Brad Pitt cleaning out his gutters. I like it so much that I'm going to keep thinking about it.
I really never realized how silly the captions to these were. Thanks!