#9

1.   Okay this is a copied blurb from a jenslist mailing that cracked me up…  You know you live in LA when this is sent to you!


Liposuction models wanted for a clinical study
Liposuction fees reduced by 50%, three areas for $2500.00. You will have your choice of Liposuction techniques. Must be willing to have procedure done by June 30, 2011. 


Could I put THAT on my resume?  I am a professional liposuction model.

2.  Found a few plans for my coop.  How many chickens should I start with y’all?  
3.  Question-  I have a pool and that completely freaks me out with my kids.  Should I do a gate or a pool cover.  They are so freakin expensive!!!  Any pointers?  Recommend any companies?  And don’t say teach them to swim.  That’s not good enough for me.  

4.   I have added my XBOX gamer tag info to the right of my blog.  Yes I am THAT mom.  “Hold on kids, I’ll start dinner in a second…just roastin’ some newbs first.”

Any gamers out there?

Heads up, if losing horribly and being trash talked the whole time would anger you to the point of unfollowing my blog, you never saw this post ;O

Or we can join together and rule the world.

End of 2011=wife, mom, gamer, farmer, rap star

5 Replies to “#9”

  1. You are so lucky to be able to get some chickens! There's a forum you should probably check out http://www.backyardchickens.com. I think you're supposed to allow so many square feet per bird.

    As far as the pool…I would get a gate. You can not take any chances with little kids around a pool, even if they can swim. They could be running around, slip and fall in and really get hurt. I live a block from Lake Erie, and when my kids go the beach, I have anxiety attacks the whole time they are gone, and they are teenagers!

  2. Are you sure about the chickens? I mean what if you fall in love with them? they are so cute!

    When I was little I got a rabbit and a few months later it was gone…. my dad ate it! I was devasted and let me tell ya I haven't eaten rabbit in my 30 years!

    About the pool, I would get a gate too!

  3. Oh, I need an Xbox so we can play. I married the only man in America who doesn't play video games and I'm itchin' for a system. Maybe it should be a graduation gift to myself (in December).

  4. Dori- Thanks for referring the chicken site! I must read up! Yes I'm now debating between a net and a gate. They say they can't fall in with a netting but still doing research. If we had a gate we would no longer be able to walk around our pool with how the yard is laid out. I can't imagine how much more worried I will be when they are teenagers! I am already horrible and worse by the day!!!

    R-I'm doing all my chicky research. It sounds amazing but I'm really reading into people personal stories and such. How sad that your dad ate your rabbit! That is horrible!! Although I have to admit I laughed when reading it out of shock. "Daddy wheres fluffy?" His hand rubs slowly over his belly as guilt creeps upon his face…..

    Erin!!!! You must get an XBOX….although it is very addicting!! We would take out armies together all night long. Who needs sleep!

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