Okay, so today I am going to share a moronic thing that families do.
Let’s say I am a kidnapper….just for fun. Hmmmm…who do I take, where will I find my new kid? I am driving around when suddenly I see a minivan with stick figure people on the back window. They are labeled Daddy, Mommy, Timmy, Sara and Baby Mila. How convenient for me a psychopath! As I follow them, I see Timmy dropped off at school and mommy drives away. I hang out until school let’s out. The possibilities are endless at this point now that I know so much about this family. “Hi Timmy. I’m friends with your momma. She wanted me to pick you up because she got stuck at Sara’s school. Little Mila got really sick”.
So if you are one of these families I hope you get hot with embarrassment. Why do people do this!!!!???? They are everywhere!!! It’s so stupid!!!! Is there any logical reason for letting strangers know your entire family and all their names!? Please enlighten me if there is!
So peeps, as your driving today take notice. It’s amazing. It can be the new slug bug(Is that what you call it?). 2 points if the family ALSO has a “proud parent of an honor roll student from __________ Elementary”
I mean, COME ON!!!!
That is hilarious! I never thought about that before but you are so right. That is stupid…hmmm…now I'm trying to think of any friends that do that, because if they do, I'll have to share this post with them. Well done Haylie – I can't wait to read more…
Nice work! That's always annoyed me, too. I'm even wary of letting my kids where t-shirts with their names on them.
I always thought the same thing about those crazy stick figure stickers.
LOL I was just saying that to my husband the other day…Like, "Hey, check out that van, only a dog named Buffalo for any homicidal sociopath to slaughter to gain easy access to wife, Tiffany. Husband Billy appears to be elsewhere." Quit advertising your weak points. You might as well have a sticker that says, "P.S. Inflamed knee joint, can't run far, either."
Oh my goodness, finally someone who agrees with me! I don't know why the thought of "too much information" doesn't cross people's minds sometimes. Glad to know I'm not the only "paranoid" (AKA sane) person out there :). Please keep these rational thoughts coming!
Jessie G! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA inflamed knee? Crying here!
I completely agree, especially the Proud Parent of a particular school. Too much information for every single stranger driving to see. Good safety tip for those not considering that perspective.